During that first week in the hospital, I escorted my father to the restroom, helped him urinate and zip up after, and realized a corner had been rounded quicker than I ever anticipated. Face to face again with the fucking shade of yellow. That color is multiple things in my world, most of them alluring yet simple: flowers, corn on the cob, sunshine, a crayon, bananas, a Cheerios box, legal pads, a bunch of M&M’s, and an aching Y2K song by Coldplay. But in our family, growing up, “yellow” was also a covert term, a stand-in more polite than piss and other crudities. Never use them in the house, my grandmother bellowed. Not even once!
For the most part, our unfinished saltbox on Cape Cod was dominated by the malodorous stench of three young brothers. Starting from toddler-ages through junior year of high school, bedwetting was the great equalizer, a bond of raw shame that drove us to silence, or, at most, a peculiar kind of self-lacerating sarcasm. My sisters, one the baby and the other, the oldest, escaped this wrath somehow. We brothers were close in age, me in the middle with a three-year younger brother, and an older one by two years. No matter how unique or talented, or developmentally disabled each one of us was, in the end, morning would come and greet us with sheets stained yellow. Our family didn’t have the money for much counseling, and pediatricians told my mother: “The boys will grow out of it, just wait and see, for time will tell.”
Years later, a therapist of mine said aptly: “Each of you brothers, in your own fashion, were royally pissed off, and anxious as all get out.”
Growing up, the topic of urine had a place, a stature in our house. As a kid, I remember my Dad setting the clock for midnight to wake us up, only to find we brothers had already drenched our mattresses. Christ, the frustration my poor father must have felt. Even my grandmother, a dynamo who held off death until ninety-eight, ended family visits with the credo:
“Tank out—everyone must
fully and thoroughly tank out!”