State Troopers, too. I ran down by the harbor, and I heard Sophia stopping to take hits from her asthma inhaler, before saying, ‘Death to Justin, I must find and annihilate Justin.”
“Is that it?”
Justin nodded. “I wept as I ran, knowing my ma was nothing but toast.”
“So, you escaped?”
“Cops shot her in the hip, and a State Trooper said, ‘Sophia’s wounded, it’s all over. Justin, you can stop your running.’”
“That’s a horrible and scary tale,” I answered, hoping the acknowledgment would end his verbal assault.
“I know it is,” he said. “But it plays like a world premiere movie in my head at midnight and now she’s stuck in a cage, scribbling grand apology letters, asking me to bring her Costco chunky Skippy, some lemon cookies, and lots of Cool Whip.”
I felt exhausted.
“Sophia wants me to forgive her,” Justin said. “You think I should, pal?”
“No clue.”
“I have to deal with that crap 24/7,” he said. “Just imagine the horror.”
I nodded, tenderly patting my chest.
“You helped me by listening today, though – so thanks a lot.”
“Sure, whatever,” I answered, before we bumped fists and he wandered off, grabbing a hot dog with gobs of chili, bacon, and cheese, and approaching the DJ to request a tune. I found some water, guzzled it, and headed back to the bench, anxiety easing somewhat.